The difference between boys and girls

Mads: Mummy?

Me: Mm hmm?

Mads:  Daddy has a willy and a bum bum. And Elliot has a willy and a bum bum. And William has a willy and a bum bum… [proceeds to name each and every boy in her class at nursery and declare that they too have willies and bum bums.]

Mads: And I have a bum bum. But I don’t have a willy and you don’t have a willy. Mummies and big girls and good girls don’t have a willy.

Me: Uhh… correct. We don’t have willies.

Mads: And Elliot has a ‘mall willy. Cos he’s only little. That’s why he’s a baby. And Daddy has a bi –

Daddy: Right, that’s quite enough … [smirking]

 

 

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Founder & Director at ReallyKidFriendly
Janis is a cheery and versatile digital expert with a healthcare background, usually seen either geeking out or sprinting through North London trying to catch her kids, Mads and Danger Boy. Thanks to her two boisterous rascals, she has become an expert in soft play areas, parks, energetic music classes, and where to get a stiff drink once they’ve gone to bed.
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